It is the train of my existence
At Chartres Street and Press
Anger spews from every exhaust
There are boxcars of duress!
It is the train of my existence
Inching forward then lurching back
Maybe the switchman missed a rail
Or perhaps the conductor’s just smoking crack?
It is the train of my existence
Where Plessy once made his case
Now rows and rows of angry drivers
Idle as if at the start of a race.
It is the train of my existence
That damn Norfolk Southern line
Should I bolt to North Claiborne
Or just strangle myself with a mirliton vine?
It is the train of my existence
When I hear that infernal whistle blow
I don’t know whether to scream or cry
Or build a community Gestalt depot?
It is the train of my existence
And the biggest knock against Bywater
Like potholes in Old Gentilly
Or a lack of parking in the Quarter.
It is the train of my existence
By the tracks on Royal
My radiator is starting to overheat
My blood’s beginning to boil!
It is the train of my existence
At The Orange Couch near NOCCA
I guess I’ll have to cancel that appointment
And order yet another tall frothy mocha…
Folwell Dunbar, who may or may not have penned this while waiting for a train at Chartres and Press, lives in the Bywater, downriver and yes, on the “wrong” side of the tracks. Send your own creative works to editor@nolavie.com.