The Wisdom of Ellis 12/22/16
When our great aunt Mildred,
whom we always called Mimi,
scolded her second husband Ellis
in front of the whole family
at the Christmas Eve dinner,
I was aghast.
She told him in no uncertain terms
he would never be half the man
that Max was.
To make sure Ellis got the message,
she pointed a crooked finger at him
and repeated it twice.
Ellis had no illusions about being
the equal of Mimi’s first husband.
Few men could have traveled the distance
Uncle Max did from the orphanage
to the Roosevelt Hotel.
But Ellis was no slouch either.
Hesitating only a moment,
he looked Mimi straight in the eye
and calmly replied,
“Mildred, sometimes in life
you just have to take fifty cents
on the dollar.”